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Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – No Offense Edition

Alabama, arkansas, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, colorado, Edition, general, georgia, lsu, Michigan, Minecraft, Nebraska, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, Offense, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, smp, Southern Cal, texas, Texas A&M, Utah, Week One, week two, West Virginia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	838	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by college football matchups!

In Week One, you can witness Colorado take on North Dakota State in Boulder, but watch out for the NDSU Bison, they’re tougher than diamond armor! And don’t miss the showdown between #14 Clemson and #1 Georgia in Athens, where the creepers are as explosive as the fans! Plus, see #8 Penn State clash with West Virginia in Morgantown, where the mountains are as tall as the Ender Dragon!

In Week Two, prepare for the ultimate showdown between #4 Texas and #9 Michigan in Ann Arbor, where the villagers are rooting for a victory dance! And watch out for South Florida as they face off against Alabama in Tuscaloosa, where the zombies are tougher than Nick Saban’s defense! Don’t miss out on the chaos as Arkansas battles #17 Oklahoma State in Stillwater, where the pigs are flying higher than the players!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and unexpected twists! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, attitude, Best Friend, Communication, coping, family, friendship, Funeral, Grief, hurt, long distance, Loss, mental grief, Minecraft, Server, stress, Sudden, Support, travel, Understanding, unexpected, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Ores Mined:	4686
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1983
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2269

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family and personal struggles? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize real-life responsibilities over pixelated weddings abroad!

Just like how this player had to miss their best friend’s wedding due to a family tragedy, we understand that sometimes life gets in the way of virtual celebrations. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who won’t give you attitude for prioritizing your loved ones.

So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of understanding. Who needs a wedding abroad when you can have a virtual family that has your back no matter what? Join now and let’s build some memories together – no plane ticket required!

Niecezilla’s Revenge Server

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Grief, GRIEVING, Jealousy, Loss, mother-daughter relationship, Niece, Niecezillas, parenting, relationships, Revenge, Server, stepmother, Support, Sympathy, Understanding, unsympathetic

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the epic battle between SIL and late SIL for the title of Best Step-Mom! Join now to witness the passive-aggressive conversations, the mother/daughter dates from hell, and the intense competition over who gets to display the most photos in the house.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

CulinaryCritics Minecraft SMP

culinary comparisons, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary experiences., culinary opinions, culinary perceptions, culinary perspectives, culinary preferences, culinary reputation, culinary traditions, CulinaryCritics, dining preferences, food appreciation, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, overrated cuisine, popular dishes, smp, taste preferences, traditional recipes, underrated cuisine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2692
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level with our feathered friends as the combatants. Who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that hosts weekly hot dog eating contests in the Nether, where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride into battle? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Join us today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Pet Peeve Paradise

agitating actions, agitating behaviors, annoying behaviors, annoying idiosyncrasies, bothersome actions, bothersome traits, frustrating annoyances, frustrating quirks, infuriating behaviors, infuriating habits, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, irritating tendencies, maddening actions, maddening quirks, minor annoyances, Paradise, Peeve, personal annoyances, pet, Pet Peeves, vexing habits, vexing tendencies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	66	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, talking villagers who only speak in memes, and a secret underground base full of dancing pandas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always up for a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GermanCraft Minecraft Server

aerial drones, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GermanCraft, germany, international relations, IRIS-T, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, surface drones, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	164	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	49

lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”

join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dimension Hops:	15
New Chunks Explored:	296373	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Gems Collected:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3632
Farms Harvested:	643	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Love Letters Sent:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!