🔥Week 7 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8096	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Love Letters Sent:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1961	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7201	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8725	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!