week 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speedy StarCraft

28.8, breakdown, Disappointment, Disaster, Etoile, Failure, Frustration, high speed, high speed train, HIGHSPEED Etoile, performance issues, problem solving, SPEED, Speedy, starcraft, technical issues, train malfunction, Troubleshooting, week 2, what the hell, wrong

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with madness and mayhem? Then look no further than our server!

Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and experience the thrill of lightning-fast gameplay that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Our server is so fast that even the Ender Dragon can’t keep up!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this ghostly creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and see what the hell went so wrong in the most hilarious way possible!

HezbollahHavocCraft

aggression, Attacks, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, claude, Cohere updates, Command R+, Crafty, Elves, Events, Featherless, general, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, local models, Minecraft, Mistral, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, News, Nobles Friday, NovelAI, NovelAI releases, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, prompts, Qwen, Qwen 2.5, r/, Resources, secret, Seduction Technique, Server, Summer Sampler Update., Tales, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools, Wiki

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

best horror, bone-chilling, classic horror, hair-raising, Horror, horror enthusiasts, horror fanatics, horror films, horror genre, iconic horror, Minecraft, Must watch horror, objectively the best, psychological horror, scary movies, scream-worthy, slasher films, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, supernatural horror, Terrifying, top horror

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9419
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	4509	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5864	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2092
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

135.181.126.148:25889

Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	161
Crops Grown:	3250	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!