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Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	6535	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5632
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Engineering Cat MC

Economy, Engineering Cat Chill Survival Creativity Community Build Explore Friendly players Relaxed Supportive Economy House Prairie Farming Rules Good times Gimmicks Cash Space, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Engineering Cat MC, a chill survival server where creativity meets community! Join us to build, explore, and connect with friendly players in a relaxed, supportive space—no gimmicks, just good times. Whether you want to start your own cash farm and rule the economy, or build a little house on a prairie, this server has it all!

play.engineeringcat.com

Oops I Crafted a Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	14
New Chunks Explored:	471392	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you know exactly where you are at all times? Well, come join our server where getting lost is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee!

Once you enter our world, you’ll find yourself in a maze of twists and turns, with no clear path back to where you started. But don’t worry, getting lost is all part of the fun!

Explore mysterious caves, navigate through treacherous forests, and try to find your way back home…if you can remember where home is, that is.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure in confusion and disorientation. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you are?

No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	3726	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Farms Harvested:	621	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crops Grown:	9562	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.