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GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Communication, compromise, disagreement, EpiPen, garden, GardenGrief, household chores, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, mowing, native plants, perspective, pollinator garden, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server, social media, Summer, weeds, Yardwork, zucchinis

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	143	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	2671
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	948311
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Items Found:	2961
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	67

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	398384
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4014	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	2186	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	1567

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	256	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!