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BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

BlazeCraft, coping mechanism, coping with weed, daily routine, daily smoker, Day, dulling senses, family pressure, happy with weed, highlight, hobbies not enough, hopeless loser, joint after workout, logical choice, looking forward, no gf, offended by advice, smoking, smoking weed, unhappy without weed, Weed, weed enthusiast, weed is happiness, weed is life

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4750	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3381

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3746	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, partner, personal boundaries, relationship, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual exploration, sexual needs, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

RussianPeace Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Invasion, invasion threat, Military, Minecraft, Peace, peaceful people, Politics, protest, russia, RussianPeace, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.