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YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
New Chunks Explored:	365899	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6363
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	7190
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	108

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Towns Built:	7
Votes:	763	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7866	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	8816	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉

HangryCraft

asking before cooking, Communication, Cooking, Etiquette, Experiment, family traditions, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, hungry partner, making food, making meals, meal preparation, meal sharing, misunderstanding, Moving, pasta, Pomodoro sauce, relationship, sharing, Tofu

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this tofu-loving couple. Will you remember to ask your fellow players if they want a portion of your virtual BBQ tofu before you start cooking? Or will you risk the wrath of hungry gamers who demand their fair share of the Pomodoro sauce?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of making meals twice in a day without saving any for your partner, just like a true Minecraft masterchef. And remember, in our world, it’s normal to ask before you start crafting that next meal – unless you want to face the consequences of hangry players!

So come on over and join our server for a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about sharing and caring in the world of Minecraft – or you might end up in a virtual food fight that will go down in server history!