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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world! -
TheWeebShrine Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where building a weeb shrine is not only encouraged, but mandatory? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weeb shrine needs.Join us and show off your epic anime-inspired builds to all your fellow players. From giant body pillows to waifu statues, the possibilities are endless. And the best part? We have weekly competitions for the best weeb shrine, with prizes like rare items and even a lifetime supply of pocky!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society on the server dedicated to protecting the honor of all waifus. Will you join their ranks and fight against the evil forces trying to destroy anime culture? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your weeb flag fly high! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate weeb shrine master.
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SkiNoob Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
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Pants2TightCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!
But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?
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RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss! -
SufferCraft2021
so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.
so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Citadel SMP
Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!citadelsmp.co