Wedding Song MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingSongDramaCraft

wedding boundaries, family conflict, romantic lyrics, sleeping at last, wedding song

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic drama-free weddings! Join us and leave all the real-life mother-in-law drama behind. Our server is filled with only the most romantic songs, like a slowed-down cover of the Safety Dance that will make your heart sing (or cry, depending on your mother-in-law’s tastes).

But beware, if you don’t join our server, your mother-in-law might just walk out during your first dance because our song choices are just too darn good for her delicate stomach. Don’t let her manipulate you into choosing her approved songs – this is YOUR wedding, not hers!

So come on over and join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s dance the night away and leave the mother-in-law tears behind!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

catholic guilt, anniversary dance, religious song, synagogue, relationship

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over your wedding song choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the guilt trips and arguments over music selection.

On our server, you can create your own wedding ceremony with whatever songs you want – no judgment here! Whether you’re walking down the aisle to the Minecraft theme song or dancing to a remix of “Baby Shark,” the choice is yours.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you plan your virtual nuptials. Say “I do” to joining our server and leave the wedding song drama behind!

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RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

STINKY, Smelly, Unfortunate, gone, odor

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

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MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

DEBT, vet surgery, insurance, part time, Vehicle

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

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BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

GIT, DAUGHTER, upper middle-class, diapers, Handouts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

smp, post-orgy activities, Orgy, Minecraft, drink

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

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GenderBendCraft

identity exploration, gender experience, gender equality, gender perception, gender stereotypes

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

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CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

defense sector, denmark, economic development, cooperation, nato

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

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CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Government, people, prediction, nuclear deal, Politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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Galactic Satellite Farts

satellite constellations, radio astronomy, Space debris, astronomical sources, Satellite technology

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

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