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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 387096 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.
So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!
