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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict no-pets policy just like this bride’s wedding! We don’t want any pesky animals ruining the fun, especially if your fiancé has mild dog allergies. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual pets you can tame and befriend in the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?
