Welcome to the Minecraft Server of Eternal Enchantment!
Where Blocks Speak and Unicorns Wear Socks!
Join Us in a World of Timeless Nonsense!
Ever wanted to mine bread? Or wrestle with pixelated spaghetti monsters? Well, strap on your prophylactic helmets because this server will unravel your sanity while knitting a quilt of confusion! Our cows can fly, and the clouds are actually made of mayonnaise. Join us, if you dare!
Features That Will Test Your Will to Exist!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Stairs | Climb forever into the depths of despair! |
| Possessed Fish | They’re very supportive; they might just follow you home! |
| Falling Trees of Doom | You won’t know whether you’re a lumberjack or lunch! |
| Creeper Uncles | Invite them to your BBQ and they’ll explode with joy (and caution)! |
| Sky Made of Gravity | Why walk when you can float upside-down? |
| Warriors of Laundry | Fight your dirty socks in epic quests for cleanliness! |
| Invisible Villagers | They can hear you, but you can’t hear… the goose? |
| Drunken Endermen | They might steal your blocks and your snacks, hold onto your goldfish! |
Player Reviews That Never Happened:
“I tried to build a house, but now I live in a shoelace!”
“The jellybeans attacked my pet cactus; it was a dark day.”
“Every night I hear the carrots whispering Shakespeare. It’s hauntingly beautiful.”
“I don’t remember how I got here, but at least I’m not in prison!”
Warning: The Bananas Are Watching…
Join us, but remember, not all who enter return unscathed. The clocks might be out to get you, and the squids know too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed the llamas after midnight. You’ve been warned—trust the sentient toasters!
No rules
No claims
No annoyances 
