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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5357 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.