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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9085	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	3365
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	886373	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	150	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	602424
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3496
Ores Mined:	4358	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.