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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2104 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?
So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!