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Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

BUILD, communication problems, coping mechanisms, Honesty, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, multiple orgasms, open communication, peer support, personal boundaries, porn, porn addiction, porn consumption, pornography habits, relationship advice, relationship issues, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, Server, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Victory

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

Adventure, beauty, CREEPERS, culture, Escape, Exploration, finland, Forests, Heaven, Hiking, Lakes, midnight sun, Nature, Nordic, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Scandinavia, Summer, sunglasses, SuomiCraft, Tranquility, travel, vacation, wear

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	954	Potions Brewed:	79
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

Boredom, Boring, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CREEPERS, Defense, Destruction, endermen, Global, History, HOLY SHIT, International, Military, MODERN, modern wars, Politics, strategy, Technology, Troops, violence, Warcraft, WARFARE, Wars, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7337
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, graduated, Land, laughs, Llamas, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	5224
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	7160	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!