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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3229 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6901 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!