Join the World Where Everything is Nothing!
Welcome, brave traveler! Do you feel the pull of reality dissolving? Good! Because THIS is the greatest and worst Minecraft server you will ever experience! In a place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers butterscotch your soul, you’ll wonder if your existence is just a Minecraft mod gone faulty! Join us, or become a cacophony of confusion forever!
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sheep Spawning in Elysium | They whisper the secrets of the universe. Or is it the other way around? |
| Diamond Pickaxe forged from Rainbow Unicorn Scales | Every swing costs a memory! |
| Enderman Chess Tournaments | Only those who’ve fought with their own shadows may enter. |
| Time Travel Block | Use at your own chronological demise! |
| Potions that grant the ability to see the Unseen | Warning: May cause unexpected revelations about your pet goldfish. |
| Geo-Located Zombie Apocalypse | WARNING: It happens in hyper-red! |
FAQ Section
Q: What plugins do you use?A: Plugins? They’re for people who don’t know how to create their own universes (or sofa!).
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses? Why would you want to contain your soul in pixelated walls? The sky is your true limit, or is it the floor? You decide!
Q: What is the server uptime?A: Time is a mere illusion! You are an illusion! Perhaps the server never existed unless you are reading this in reverse?
Random Quotes
“some ‘girl’ messages me and asks if I want to masturbate on cam…”
“the account starts threatening me after that saying they recorded the video…”
“I keep saying ‘you’ll do nothing’ over and over again…”
“he says he’s gonna send the video to my parents…”
“skype is shutting down soon.”
