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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3504 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.
