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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?