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C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3611
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	6945
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!