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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7834 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.