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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2066 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5580 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.
3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!