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Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3589

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	1011
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Enchantments Applied:	194	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	715
Villages Defended:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	993	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!