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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	5351
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3264	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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