weatherproofing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyWeatherWars

BlockyWeatherWars, climate control, cold, Extreme Temperatures, Heat, insulation, protecting against cold, protecting against heat, Shielding, staying chilled, staying comfortable, staying cool, staying cozy, staying warm, summer weather, temperature control, temperature management, thermal regulation, weather protection, weatherproofing, winter weather

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Animals Bred:	89
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

coercion, compelled, compulsory, Demand, dictate, enforced, enforced compliance, forced, imposed, imposed upon, imposition, Mandatory, Minecraft, OBLIGATION, PRESSURE, Pushed, requirement, smp, thrust upon, unwanted, unwanted intrusion, UnwantedSMP, Unwelcome

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9189
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Animals Bred:	106	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	4736	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.