That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!
When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.
So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.
So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and obstacles that will have you questioning your sanity. From lava parkour to fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Some say he’s just looking for a friend, others say he’s just a troll. Either way, it’s a hilarious addition to your gameplay experience.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life for some epic laughs. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally hit them with your diamond sword).
so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.
Welcome to the Nebula SMP on our server you can do arena fights do some quests for some quick easy cash. When you upvote the server you will receive a vote crate key complementary on us
nebulasmp.net:24510
mr.consolemc.com
| Server Name | TrekCraft |
|---|---|
| Features | Friendly community, weekly events, game-enhancing plugins, family-friendly environment, no raiding or griefing |
| Server IP | mc.TrekCraft.net |
| Website | https://www.trekcraft.ca |
A: Yes, you can view the full set of rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or in-game at /warp rules.
A: Ranks can be obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.
A: PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas if you wish.
A: TrekCraft has been around for over 9 years, providing a stable and trusted Minecraft experience.
A: You can join our Discord by logging in and using the command /discord for a private link to reduce bots.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
Once upon a time, there was a player who tried to evade a ban on a discord server. They went to great lengths, using temporary email services, messing with the jannies, and even using their own phone number as a final “screw you.” But alas, they were caught and banned for good. That player’s name? Waravocado banana watermelon.
But fear not, for on our server, you can be as wild and crazy as you want without the fear of bans! Join us and experience the chaos and madness that awaits. And hey, if you need to verify with a phone number, we’ve got your back with our very own SMS verification service. Who needs rules when you have a world of endless possibilities?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, on our server, anything goes!