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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7875 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7161 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!