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Weasel Hive Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	617458	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4132

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7856
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9061	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	6618	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4156
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	29	Potions Brewed:	163
Emeralds Found:	2867	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	920
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

WindowSeatWoes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!