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SickFartShowerNoNo

Asymptomatic, Boyfriend, CHILLS, cleanliness, consideration, Covid-19, Empathy, Fever, gas, hygiene, IBS, Illness, Recovery, relationship, respiratory symptoms, shower routine, sick, SickFartShowerNoNo, stench, sweating, wearable blanket

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	122	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5978	Herobrine Sightings:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7044
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

☠️, Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY, 💀, 💰, 🔥

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	557
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.deadtime.site

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	5413
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	405
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	1168	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	22820	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!