wearable blanket – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SickFartShowerNoNo

Asymptomatic, Boyfriend, CHILLS, cleanliness, consideration, Covid-19, Empathy, Fever, gas, hygiene, IBS, Illness, Recovery, relationship, respiratory symptoms, shower routine, sick, SickFartShowerNoNo, stench, sweating, wearable blanket

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

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Frozen Time Server

Concept, Consciousness, Eternity, Existential, frozen, ILLUSION, Metaphysical, mind-bending, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Server, spacetime, temporal anomaly, thought experiment, Time, time dilation, time freeze, time perception, time travel, time warp

yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

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THE CLUB SMP

application, Client modpack, club, Community, decision, Discord, Events, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, interview, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Qol, rules, smp, Submission, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

ABOUT THE CLUB SMP

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform: Fabric 1.21.4
Location: San Jose, California, United States
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM: 8GB (64 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net

APPLICATION

Application Process
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Lost Legacy Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, academic expectations, academic pressure, childhood struggles, collapse, education system, Emotional support, former gifted kid syndrome, gifted program, intelligence, learning difficulties, Legacy, long tail tags, Lost, please feel bad for me, please tell me how smart I am, Quest, reading level, school fault, self esteem, self worth, Smart, validation

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we welcome all levels of intelligence. Like, even if you were a genius in third grade but then suddenly became a potato in fifth grade, we gotchu.

We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.

Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.

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DateCraft Minecraft Server

age difference, athletic wear, awkward, Confrontation, date confusion, DateCraft, Florida, Gentleman, going on a date, Minecraft, Music, Nervous, people pleaser, PLATONIC, record store, Server, split the bill, sushi, Trick, waiter, young

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward encounters of real life like our friend Gaven (19M) in Florida! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when Gaven showed up an hour early to pick up our player (24F) for a sushi date wearing a black satin bow tie.

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?

Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!

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BroBromanceGoneWrong

AITAH, Best Friend, Boundaries, BroBromanceGoneWrong, BROMANCE, closeness, Communication, compromise, Controlling, family, family trip, Friends, husband, Kids, Marriage, priority, quality time, relationship, Routine, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where bromances are taken to the next level! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, adventure, and maybe a little too much bromance.

Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.

Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!

Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!

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ShowSteadySMP

beloved series, binge-worthy, binge-worthy series, Character development, consistent quality, critically acclaimed, enduring appeal, fan favorite, Final episode, first season, iconic moments, long-running, memorable characters, must watch, satisfying conclusion, ShowSteadySMP, strong writing, top rated, top television, TV classics, tv shows

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can build a house in 0.5 seconds flat. And rumor has it, if you find his secret treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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BlockyBillionaires

Accountability, billionaires, BlockyBillionaires, Choices, Corruption, Ethics, Evil, Good, Greed, Heroes, Impact, INEQUALITY, influence, morality, philanthropy, power, RESPONSIBILITY, social justice, society, wealth, wealth disparity

Are you tired of being a mere peasant in the Minecraft world, constantly mining for resources and fighting off creepers? Well, join our server and become a billionaire Minecraft tycoon!

On our server, you can build massive mansions, drive luxury cars made out of diamonds, and even have your own personal army of iron golems to protect you from any pesky mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of billionaires who use their wealth and power for good, fighting off evil mobs and saving innocent villagers. Join us and become a hero in the Minecraft world!

So why settle for being a basic player when you can be a billionaire hero on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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StrikeCraft Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., administration, anniversary, Defense, first year in office, foreign policy, Government, highlights, key achievements, leadership, Military operations, military targets, Minecraft, national security, president, progress, russia, Server, strategy, StrikeCraft, strikes, success, Syrskyi

come join the most epic minecraft server EVER where we strike on 377 military targets in russia!!! yea, you heard right, we are taking the fight to russia in minecraft! our president, syrskyi, is a total boss and he’s celebrating his first year in office by blowing up stuff left and right.

if you wanna be part of the action, join us now and help us take down those pesky russians in the virtual world. we have epic battles, crazy explosions, and tons of fun waiting for you. don’t miss out on the most intense minecraft experience of your life. join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

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EuroWarriorMP

Armed Forces, battle, CONSERVATIVE, Defense, Europe, european union, EuroWarriorMP, foreign affairs, Former Tory MP, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military intervention, military service, patriotism, political commentary, Politics, public service, ukraine military, volunteer, War

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate battleground, but instead of swords and stuff, we got blocks and pickaxes! and get this, one time, a former tory mp joined our server and was all like “this is the battle for europe, man!” and we were like, “woah, dude, chill, it’s just a game!” but he was super serious about it. so if you want to be part of a server that even politicians take seriously, then come join us! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the craziest minecraft server around and be part of the epic battle for europe!

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What is the IP for Sprunki OC Friends Minecraft Server?

cartoon, Friends, Funny Moments, funnymoments, incredibox, Minecraft, roblox, roblox incredibox, roblox sprunki, Server, sprunki, sprunki incredibox, sprunki oc friends, sprunki roblox, sprunki rp, sprunkifriends

Sprunki OC Friends is a group of original character creators and artists who share a love for storytelling and character development. They collaborate on projects involving their unique OCs, bringing their stories to life through art, writing, and other creative mediums. Their supportive and inclusive community fosters creativity and friendship among members, making Sprunki OC Friends a welcoming space for all creators to come together and share their passion for original characters.

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