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CraftyCreeper20bilSales

$20 billion, aircraft sales, arms deals, arms trade, Biden administration, Biden foreign policy, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, defense industry, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas-Israel conflict, international relations, Israel, Israel defense, Middle East conflict, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, talks, US-Israel relations, weapons sales

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

IsraelBlock Minecraft Server

arms control, arms embargo, Arms export, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, diplomatic relations, embargo, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, IsraelBlock, licences, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, Minecraft, political decision, Server, suspended, UK Government, weapons sales

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

u know wat else is suspended? gravity on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride where u can build ur own floating island in the sky and battle other players with ur flying pigs! we got so much chaos and craziness, even the UK government had to suspend arms export licences to Israel just to keep up with us! join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and conquer the skies!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ores Mined:	1713
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!