OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine is like, getting loans for making weapons after Trump was a total fail. Like, imagine building weapons in Minecraft and taking over the world, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where you can hide from the zombies and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, so join now before Ukraine takes over the world with their epic weapons! #MinecraftMadness #UkraineUnleashed
CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
CraftyNorseWarfare
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.
JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!CraftyCommies
come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.
forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.
TankBlast Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!