🔥weaponizing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7608
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

come back later, construction, construction site, delayed, In progress, Minecraft, not complete, not finalized, not finished, not ready yet, ongoing project, pending completion, Server, still under construction, Thread, under construction, Under Development, under maintenance, under renovation, under review, Unfinished, work in progress

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
New Chunks Explored:	830152	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

2025, action, Adventure, Aldnoah, Aldnoah.Zero, animation, Anime, Blu-ray Box, BluRay, Bonus Content, Box, collector’s item, EP24.5, episode, exclusive, Fragments of Rain, limited edition, March 26th, Mecha, Minecraft, new episode, Penultimate Truth, Release, Sci Fi, series, smp, special episode

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6103	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Ores Mined:	8440	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6970
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	454
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

01/01/01 One-on-One Fun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Items Found:	4378

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz like, someone probably had a one-on-one on 01/01/01 and it was LIT AF. Like, they were building a house and then BAM, a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up. But instead of getting mad, they just started a dance party with the creepers and skeletons. It was wild, man. And now, that energy is still flowing through the server, making it the most epic place to play Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs. What more could you ask for? Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🎉🐑🐷 #MinecraftMadness