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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1433 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8456 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.
the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
