Weaponized Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, Defense, drone warfare, DroneCraft, Drones, Ethics, future technology, innovation, inventor, Military, military technology, privacy concerns, remote control, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unintended, Unintended Consequences, Unmanned aircraft, WARFARE, weapon, Weaponized

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	284558	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where drones are not only weaponized, but they also shoot out rainbow lasers that turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! 🌈🐇

imagine flying around on a drone shooting rainbows at your friends and turning them into cute little bunnies hopping around the map. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds, then come join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. who needs swords and armor when you have rainbow-shooting drones?

plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new bunny friends. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the rainbow drones reign supreme! 🌈🚁🐇

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crops Grown:	6433
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	451952
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4389
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

PutinCraft: Weaponized Nations

aggression, Allies, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nations, potential strikes, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, Threats, Weaponized, weapons, Western targets, world affairs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8990
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for world domination! we have weapons so powerful, even putin is considering using them to take down western targets! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with our insane arsenal of weapons and tools! become a warrior of chaos and join us in the fight for supremacy! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead? join now and let the madness begin!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl9.bear-land.net

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

ZaPVP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8149	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3233	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

zapvp.hyperlayer.xyz:25635

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Star Shards Collected:	56	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2541	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8169	Votes:	1887
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	3254
Magic Items Found:	5752	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

amp, amplifier, aux speakers, Bluetooth, Bluetooth amplifier, bluetooth headset, Desktop, desktop speakers, device, harmon kardon, headphone, Listen, mic, Minecraft, ms teams, Music, push button, setup, smp, Speaker, Switch, Talk, wireless, Zoom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	4765	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!