Weapon Sales – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!
arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

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BorderBreachersMC
airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN
Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

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Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server
action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, comedy, cult classic, Drama, Edition, FANTASY, Fiction, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, Monogatari Series, Monster, Mystery, Off & Monster, Popular, romance, Season, Server, Supernatural, We Love Snake
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!
First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.
Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

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””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’
child’s play, cinch, EASY, Effortless, Minecraft, no difficulty, no hassle, no problem, no sweat, no trouble, not challenging, not complicated, not hard, Peasy, piece of cake, plain sailing, Simple, smooth sailing, smp, Snap, straightforward, uncomplicated, walk in the park
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

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BlockBuddies SMP
aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend
Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

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Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business
advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom
Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Celeb Server
Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.
3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP
2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

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LandlordCraft Minecraft Server
cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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WeddingDramaCraft
Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.
Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?
Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?
So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

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Blocky Wisdom
blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by
“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

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