Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	3022	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ores Mined:	1534
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Votes:	2306
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5420
Crops Grown:	1326	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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