Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Magic Items Found:	1923	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7717
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	1537
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.

AutismCraft: Brainy Blockbusters

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code on finding biomarkers for Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) diagnosis! we use dynamic functional connectivity and local graph-theory indicators to create a truly unique gaming experience.

imagine building your own virtual world while also contributing to cutting-edge research in the field of autism! plus, our feature-selection and ranking approach will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end.

so why wait? join us now and be a part of something truly groundbreaking (literally, because you’ll be building stuff in minecraft). let’s make autism research fun again!

The Atlas Project: Where even the Creepers know to tread lightly on our modded bedrock server!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Join our server with some great addons added

18 years and up only

Brand New World

Custom terrain, items and behavior addons

List of Addons:

Addon Name	Link
Better on Bedrock	Link
Hoof by Grounfbeef	Link
Raiyon’s Java Combat Addon	Link
Mini Blocks	Link
Raiyon’s More Enchantments Addon	Link
Raiyon’s More Shields Addon	Link
Raiyon’s More Elytras Addon	Link
Universal Pack RenderDragon Support	Link

Join the discord server to get the IP

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18 years and older to join.
Are there any custom addons on the server?	Yes, we have custom terrain, items, and behavior addons listed above.
How can I get the server IP?	Join our Discord server using the provided link to get the IP address.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!

Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Armor Forged:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! It’s like one of those crazy Japanese animes, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find your own kawaii waifu or husbando along the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power of friendship and be able to summon a magical girl to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most anime-tastic Minecraft server out there!

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