Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Animals Bred:	127
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	8027
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

ThroneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7235	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	9754
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Prince of Persia meets Zelda of Minecraft servers! Imagine a world where you have to chain your moveset and understand how to use it to get from A to B, just like in Prince of Persia. But wait, there’s more! In every new area, you’ll be introduced to a new item or ability that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, just like in Zelda.

Join us on this epic journey where the quest for the ultimate Minecraft experience never ends. Who needs a Zelda replacement when you can have the best of both worlds in one server? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Threadception Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Villages Defended:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Twice thread, a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the chaos that awaits beyond the thread.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BabyNameBrawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old baby name drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! We have a friend who once had a baby name feud, but on our server, the only feuds are between players battling it out in epic PvP battles!

Join now and create your own baby name-inspired kingdom, where you can rule with an iron fist or a diamond sword – the choice is yours! And don’t worry about hurting any friends’ feelings, because on our server, the only hurt feelings come from losing in a game of spleef!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only baby names you’ll be arguing about are the ones you give to your pet wolves. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – but hey, that’s what makes it all the more exciting!

NeighborlyNoTrespass

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of your neighbors ruining your landscaping without permission? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, your virtual trees and bushes are safe from any rogue gardeners! Join us and never worry about your pixelated foliage being tampered with again. Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone dares to touch your virtual plants, they get banished to the Nether realm for eternity. So come join us and protect your digital greenery with us! #JusticeForPixelPlants #NoTrespassingAllowed

CraftyMoldovanVoter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we are more prepared for russian interference than moldova’s presidential vote! we got secret spy chickens keeping watch for any sneaky hackers trying to ruin the fun. plus, our admin team is trained in the ancient art of llama warfare, ready to defend against any trolls or griefers. join now and be part of the most secure server in the minecraft universe!

What is the IP for Watery Shoe Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	5460	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Watery Shoe is a talented singer-songwriter known for blending folk and indie rock influences into captivating and heartfelt music. With emotive lyrics and soulful vocals, Watery Shoe crafts songs that resonate with listeners on a deep level. Hailing from the Pacific Northwest, Watery Shoe has garnered a dedicated following with their authentic and introspective sound. Keep an eye out for this rising star in the music scene.

☀️ Shaded (SMP) – Where Fish Wear Gear and Challenges Wear You Out!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Shaded Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Connect with Us

Discord: Shaded Discord

TikTok: Shaded TikTok

About Shaded

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Features

Feature	Description
NEW! Fishing Log	Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log!…
NEW! Lobster Pots	Dive into the world of lobster fishing!…
NEW! PvP Arena	Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating PvP arena!…
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention	Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure…
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions	Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy…
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks	Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication…
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges	Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events…

Stay Connected

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Minecraft all day long? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that you will be the one kicking butt! Our players are so skilled that they haven’t been kicked out of the game all day, they’ve been kicking the shit out of everyone else! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most outrageous victories. Who needs a break when you can break blocks and break records on our server? Join now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CollegeDummiesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	468
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who failed out of college because they were too busy building epic structures in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Who needs a degree when you can be the master of redstone contraptions and creeper explosions?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner goofball and join a community of misfits and Minecraft enthusiasts, come join us on our server! Just remember, no book smarts allowed – only block smarts!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of your family posting pictures of your kids without your consent? Do you want a safe space where your children’s privacy is respected? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no unauthorized photos of your little ones will be shared!

Our server is so secure, even your nosy sister can’t sneak in pictures of your kids without your permission. And if she tries, we have smiley face emojis ready to cover up those little faces faster than you can say “privacy breach!”

Don’t be the only one in your family without a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries. Join us now and protect your children’s online presence like a boss!

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