weaning Minecraft Servers

weaning Minecraft Servers

  • ToddlerTuckeredOut

    ToddlerTuckeredOut
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3412
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Mines Excavated: 2464 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

    Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

    So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition

    AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3070
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 91 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2600 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where we have omega-3 infused blocks that will make you the chillest player in the game. forget about anxiety, our server will have you feeling like a zen master in no time. plus, we have female rats running around showing off their learned anxiety skills – it’s a sight to see! come on in and supplement your gaming experience with some omega-3 goodness. you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

    BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9352
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2457 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

    but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

    plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodClaim Minecraft Server

    BloodClaim Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 403
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

    Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

    So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotGirlMinecraftSMP

    HotGirlMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9754 Dragon Eggs Found: 9104
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 187123
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

    But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2726
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Animals Bred: 133 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

    Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

    Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

    So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

    TunnelDrive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Votes: 4237 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

    CraftyCreeperAnneFrank
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6861
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

    BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5693
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7193 Villages Defended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

    But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!

    Welcome to Minelanders SMP: Where we dig, craft, and accidentally blow up our own creations! Java & Bedrock crossplay for more chaos!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9432
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview

    The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Nights!

    Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more!

    Vanilla Reimagined

    We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features

    • We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    • We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    • We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    • The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    • Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

    Rules

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server:^ (It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness

    MurderDronez Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8244
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 282
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the grass grows faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary N plushie, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to all who find it. But be warned, finding this plushie is no easy task – you’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even do a little dance to summon its magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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