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wealthy upbringing

  • Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

    Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WealthyWorld: The Ultimate Minecraft Society of Moral Turmoil!

    Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?


    The Grand Reality Exploit: A Money-Grabber’s Minecraft Paradise

    Why You Should Join:

      • Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all — they’re stacked with loot and secrets, while you? You’re one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, that’s just how the game goes, right?

      • Land Ownership with Strings Attached: Our server offers properties that seem to belong to you but actually reside in your mother-in-law’s name. Double the tax and double the chaos! Why own when you can "pretend to own?"

    “I once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now I’m just a paid tenant in my own realm!” — Anonymous Block-Slayer

    Features You Didn’t Know You Needed:

    Feature Description
    Leased Living Live in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss!
    Taxation Terror Every month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes!
    Emotional Struggles Constantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn?

    Secret Mechanics:

      • 💰 Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of “Your House” while actually being “Mom’s Investment.” Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?

      • 🌪️ Mystery Property Tax: Every month, the tax amount is randomized based on how much you didn’t want to pay! Feel the adrenaline as you gamble with your in-game wealth!

    Conspiracy Theories That Will Haunt You!

      • The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say they’re here to help but should be viewed with caution.

      • The Currency of Complaints: Ever notice how complaints don’t make it past the first block? Players say voicing concerns leads to an instant “disqualification” from true prosperity.

    Contradictory Testimonials:

      • “I thought my land was mine, but it turned out to be borrowed blessings from a rich matriarch!” — Lost in the Matrix of Minecraft
      • “I used to think tax was just a creative art form… until it became my life!” — Gustavo, Ex-Financial Guru & Mystic Builder.

    Join Us… But with Care!

    Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find out—step into the mayhem.

    Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!

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  • EvictCraft Minecraft Server

    EvictCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through evictions, trust funds, and struggling actors – all while crafting the ultimate Minecraft world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with a side of blocky adventures?

    Forget about being the golden child or the black sheep, on our server, everyone is a diamond in the rough just waiting to shine. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And hey, if things get too intense, you can always build a secret hideout to escape the drama – just make sure to share the coordinates with your fellow players!

    Join now for a chance to prove to your sister that you’re not just a brat, but a Minecraft mastermind ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way. See you in the game, where the only eviction notices you’ll receive are from pesky creepers trying to blow up your creations!

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  • CraftyCashGrabbers

    CraftyCashGrabbers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

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  • CraftyMomDaughterDeal

    CraftyMomDaughterDeal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle between a spoiled daughter and her parents who can’t agree on whether to spoil her even more or let her fend for herself.

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the drama of a family torn apart by differing opinions on parenting. Will the daughter learn the value of independence, or will she continue to bask in the glory of being spoiled rotten? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden caves filled with treasure, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all family disputes are settled with a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server now and witness the wildest family drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures like these?

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  • CraftyCashCrisis

    CraftyCashCrisis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into giving away all your diamonds to your broke friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called selfish for valuing your financial responsibility.

    We understand the importance of keeping your hard-earned emeralds for yourself, because let’s face it – you worked hard for those shiny blocks! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and craft without the pressure of bailing out your friends from their creeper-induced debts.

    So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is key, and where you can focus on building epic structures without the drama of being called uncaring. Trust us, it’s a block-tastic time!

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  • SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

    SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have epic wrestling matches that will have you doing flips in your seat just like in those webm videos you love to watch.

    Join us and witness the legendary battles between players as they duke it out in the ring, using nothing but their fists and their wits. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up getting suplexed into a lava pit? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can bet their diamonds on the outcome of matches. It’s high stakes and high adrenaline, so make sure you bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for some wrestling moments that will have you doing webm related in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBizSplitNoWay

    CraftyBizSplitNoWay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

    Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

    So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

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  • GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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  • FoodieFailsMC

    FoodieFailsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

    Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

    So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

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  • InsaneAsylumCraft

    InsaneAsylumCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

    imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

    our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

    we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

    join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

    so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

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  • BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

    BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

    Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

    Noteworthy items: ————————

    1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

    BigVanillaMC.com

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

    Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    FAQ:

    What Sets Us Apart?

      • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
      • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
      • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
      • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
      • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
      • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
      • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
      • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
      • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
      • Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
      • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
      • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
      • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

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  • CelebBang Minecraft Server

    CelebBang Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

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  • SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

    SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

    But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

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  • HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

    HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

    Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

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