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MineCraftyPros Server
Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us! -
Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!
So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!
So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!
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Blocky Beasts & Banter – Minecraft Monster Hunting Madness
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for some Monster Hunter madness? Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt down monsters and claim victory!On this server, you can team up with fellow hunters and take on the most ferocious creatures in the Wilds, Rise, World, and even Frontier! We’ve got all the info you need to dominate the game, from patch notes to armor set searches.
But that’s not all! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you know you’re in for a top-notch gaming experience. And don’t forget about our epic databases and resources for all your hunting needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret quest that leads to a hidden treasure of diamonds and emeralds! See you in the game, fellow hunters!
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LatinoCraft: Where even brown guys can thrive! #77186105
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!
Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!
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Last Chance LOLz Minecraft Server: Pick Your Final Animation!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous animations before the world goes up in flames with WW3! Join us for a chance to see crazy explosions, hilarious battles, and mind-blowing special effects like you’ve never seen before.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs, the elusive disco sheep, and the mischievous party-loving creepers. You’ll never know what kind of insane shenanigans these mobs will get up to next!
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the most outrageous animations and unbelievable events before it’s too late. Don’t miss out on the epic fun and hilarious chaos that awaits you!
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Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.
Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
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Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes
Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?
Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!