Players: |
106/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Runes Activated: |
5 |
Ores Mined: |
9543 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
3 |
Mines Excavated: |
2489 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
3 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
2 |
Buildings Constructed: |
44 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
10 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.