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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 386 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!