Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!
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CraftyCashMC
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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!
join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?
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RichCraft SMP
Are you so rich that you swim in a pool filled with diamonds and eat golden apples for breakfast? Well, if you want to prove your wealth and dominance, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. We have a currency system based on how many stacks of emeralds you can carry at once, and the top player gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and show the world just how rich you really are!
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PennyCraft – Inflation Edition
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD U’LL PEE UR PANTS? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT ONCE HAD A COW THAT COULD DO BACKFLIPS AND SING OPERA! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A SINGING COW!BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! THIS SERVER ALSO HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE U RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS FOR ALL TO ENJOY!
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! A PENNY BUYS THE SAME AMOUNT OF THOUGHT REGARDLESS OF INFLATION, BUT A DIAMOND ON THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U RICH BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS!
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BroTrustNoMoreCraft
Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of inheritance disputes and trust fund shenanigans!Picture this: you’re the wealthy finance guru sibling who just wants to live a simple life, but your parents want you to be the Trustee of your brother’s inheritance. Will you take on the responsibility or let the money fly out the window on shopping sprees and costly hobbies?
With intense family dynamics and accusations of jealousy flying around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds and gold in Minecraft when you have the drama of a lifetime to deal with?
Join now and see if you’re the Asshole in this crazy estate planning saga!
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SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷
build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰
we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹♂️
so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣
JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮
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RetireCraft: Born Ready
join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom
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99% Wealth Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Not only that, but our server is home to the infamous Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in high-speed dragon races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be able to claim the title of Dragon Racing Champion and win fabulous prizes?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be sure to watch your back, as things can get a little wild on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you donate 99 percent of your wealth, that is).