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OligarchyCraft
join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch! -
Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor
LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!
So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!
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CraftyMcLifeUpgrade
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
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TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
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Pre-ApprovedCraft
join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.
join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.