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Meritocracy Myths Craft
so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time! -
Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.
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Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor
LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!
So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!
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CraftyMcLifeUpgrade
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
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IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!
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TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
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Pre-ApprovedCraft
join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.
join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.