join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!
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OligarchyCraft
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Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor
LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!
So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!
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CraftyMcLifeUpgrade
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
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MoniCraft: UBI Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!
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Pre-ApprovedCraft
join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.
join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.
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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure
join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
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MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty
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CraftyCapitalists
hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz on this server, the world’s richest 1% gained $40 tn in just a decade! ya u heard me right, these rich folks be ballin’ outta control in minecraft too! imagine all the diamond blocks they be stackin’ up! join now and u might just get a piece of that sweet, sweet wealth! who needs real life money when u can be rollin’ in virtual riches on this server? so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a virtual billionaire in no time!
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CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server
u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!