join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!
OligarchyCraft
LendMySpouseMoreMoney Minecraft Server
Are you tired of loaning tens of thousands of dollars to your spouse who can’t seem to manage their money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the financial woes of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees (literally, we have a money tree plugin)!Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of being financially irresponsible without any real-life consequences. Build your dream mansion, buy all the virtual clothes you want, and hire a lawyer for discrimination cases just for fun (we have a lawyer NPC that you can hire with in-game currency)!
Don’t worry about saving up for that car repair or paying off student loans, because on our server, money is no object. And if your spouse tries to guilt trip you into lending them money, just tell them “That’s not love” and point them towards our server where they can earn their own virtual cash.
So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind! Who needs real money when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft world? Plus, we have a special depression treatment center where you can get virtual therapy sessions for free (in-game currency required for sessions after the first one). See you in the game!
SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
CraftyMillionaire
yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.
but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!
CraftySpender Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?
So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!
DaughterDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and favoritism? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life family issues behind! On our server, everyone is treated equally, even if you’re just a blocky character. No more dollar store gifts for your Minecraft character, only the best loot and adventures await you here!Imagine a world where trampolines are for everyone, not just for the favorites. Build your own trampoline kingdom and let your Minecraft daughter jump to her heart’s content! No more stomping away in frustration, only happy faces and endless fun on our server.
Join us now and experience a virtual family where everyone is loved and appreciated, no two-week notice required for babysitting services! Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world of blocks, pixels, and pure joy. Don’t miss out on this epic Minecraft adventure – join our server today and leave the real world behind!
Mom’s House, No Sis Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs.Join us and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether to sell your virtual house or not. Will you choose revenge like sis, or take the high road like dad? The choice is yours!
And hey, who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues by building epic castles and battling mobs together? Plus, you might just score a million virtual bucks in the process. Cha-ching!
So come on down to our server and let the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?