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Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us? -
MineCraftSMP: Adored2Awkward
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival experience? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the world of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are known for their insane pranks and wacky antics, so you never know what to expect when you log on.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama along the way!
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GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker
OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers and missiles. We got crazy battles happening all the time, just like Israel and Gaza but without all the real life sadness. Plus, if u join u can help make Israel stronger by building epic structures and defending against enemy mobs. It’s like being a hero in a video game and saving the world, but without all the politics and stuff. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftWarZone #BlockyHeroes #IsraelStrongerThanEver -
HolyCraft Psychedelicz
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.
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Girl Power Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PresidentialSilenceCraft
Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where former US Presidents are too busy battling creepers and building epic castles to worry about the White House drama. Who needs to deal with real-life scandals when you can create your own drama by stealing your friend’s diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire? Join us for a wild ride that even the most scandalous politicians couldn’t handle! -
TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server, cuz, like, Zelensky himself thanked US after a super tense meetin’ with Trump on it! Can u believe it? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft land!Join us and experience the thrill of diplomatic drama while buildin’ epic structures and battlin’ fierce mobs! Plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us at play.zelenskythanksus.com and let the adventure begin!
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UkraineCraft: No Aid from Trump!
so like, u know how trump is all like “no more military aid for ukraine”? well, u know what ukraine needs now? a minecraft server to escape all that drama! come join our server where u can build ur own wall to keep out any pesky creepers! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any admin trying to ban u for trolling too hard.join us at: mc.buildawalltokeepthecreepersout.com
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Bad Boy Love Quest
come join our cray cray minecraft server where you can find love with fictional bad boys who will dominate, be aggressive, and stay emotionally stoic just for you! if you’re into playin’ around with love and want some excitement and new experiences, this is the place for you!IP: badboylove.minecraftserver.com
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Anime Social Skills 1.20
Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like watching Bleach dubbed but on steroids! Imagine all the characters being even more badass and masculine, like Ichigo times a million!Join this server and you’ll learn how to banter like a pro and have the confidence of a god with perfect posture. You’ll be getting laid left and right just like in high school, all thanks to the power of this epic Minecraft server.
Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your social game and dominate like a true anime hero. Join now and unleash your inner Ichigo!