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NailCraftersUnited

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, CoParenting, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influence, lightning mcqueen, nail polish, NailCraftersUnited, Nonbinary, parenting, Religious, School, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even on your nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with nail polish parties and Lightning McQueen races.

Are you tired of boring, conservative servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further! On our server, you can express yourself however you want, whether it’s with red nail polish or a giant pink castle made entirely of cotton candy.

Join us and show off your fabulous nails to all your friends in the virtual world. Who needs outdated gender norms when you can have a blast painting your nails and building epic structures with your fellow gamers?

So come on over and let your creativity shine bright like a freshly painted set of nails. Who knows, you might even inspire a whole new trend in the Minecraft world!

LostMyLegoMan Minecraft SMP

cherished possessions, childhood belongings, childhood favorites, childhood keepsakes, childhood mementos, childhood memorabilia, childhood memories, childhood possessions, childhood toys, childhood treasures, childhood trinkets, longing, lost items, lost treasures, LostMyLegoMan, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, sentimental belongings, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental value, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of searching for that lost toy from your childhood? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to find your long-lost teddy bear that mysteriously disappeared when you were just a wee little player. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the caves of our server, guarded by an army of mischievous creepers and sneaky skeletons. Will you be able to reclaim your precious childhood treasure and bring peace to your pixelated past? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveCraft

Boundaries, communication skills, compromise, CraftyLoveCraft, emotional intelligence, first relationship, forgiveness, growth mindset., HEARTBREAK, important lessons, love, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5567
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	181	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	9282

Join our Minecraft server and learn the most important lesson from your first relationship: always keep your diamonds safe! Our server is like a virtual love story, where you can build your dream castle with your significant other and protect it from creepers trying to ruin your happily ever after. Trust us, you’ll never look at your pickaxe the same way again after playing on our server! So come join us and experience a love story like no other, filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, plenty of diamonds!

VoxCraft Minecraft Server

campaign finance, Disclosure, election loan, european politics, far right, far-right party, financial disclosure, Hard-right, Hungarian bank, Identity, Lender, loan investigation, loan scandal, loan transparency, Minecraft, political corruption, political financing, Server, Spanish politics, transparency, Viktor Orbán, Vox party, Voxcraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	7240
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8551	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of viktor orban out of diamond blocks because we got a secret €9 million loan from a mysterious hungarian bank! maybe it’s actually viktor himself who knows! build your own secret underground base and plot world domination with your fellow players! who needs disclosure when you can have diamond statues and shady loans amirite? join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky shenanigans!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, current events, Drawpile, Encrypted Master Tapes, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scene One, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	7487	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server for the ultimate “Tour de Inferno” experience where you’ll be faced with fiery challenges and epic quests that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary agents like Caesar King and Burnice White who will guide you on your journey to greatness. Watch out for Jane Doe and her Sharpened Stinger as they search for hidden treasures in the depths of our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events like the “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that hold the key to untold riches. Plus, don’t miss out on the “Camellia Golden Week” celebration where you can party like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on an immersive tactical drill that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the upcoming event “Scene One, Take One!” where you can show off your skills and claim your rightful place as a Minecraft legend.

But that’s not all, redeem our special codes like ZENLESSGIFT and BANDP43VW to unlock exclusive rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Who I Am in Minecraft SMP

Identity, Minecraft, personal branding, recognition, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, self-recognition, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9551	Ores Mined:	6659

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy. Yes, you heard that right. LLAMAS. And if you want to join our exclusive llama gang, you better start mining for emeralds because that’s our currency, baby!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of hostile chickens who have a taste for human flesh. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken army and claim the treasure for yourself?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and whisper sweet nothings in their ear? So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, llama-filled world. Say my name…if you dare!

DILF Hike Adventure

Adventure, Communication, compromise, consideration, DILF, family bonding, family dynamics, family traditions, family vacation, father in-law, FITNESS, generational differences, health and wellness, hike, Hiking, hiking etiquette, holiday activities, outdoor activity, Outdoor Adventure, physical limitations, vacation memories, vacation planning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for the most epic adventures and challenges that will make you huff and puff just like OP’s FIL on that fateful hike!

Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.

With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).

So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?

SongQuest Minecraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song ever, classic song, favorite artist, favorite lyrics, Favorite music genre, favorite tune, greatest song of all time, memorable song, Minecraft, Music, music lover, music playlist, smp, song of the day, Song recommendation, SongQuest, timeless music, top hit song, top music pick, TOP SONG, ultimate song choice, unforgettable song

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4877	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to jam out to the most epic tunes while building your blocky empire! We have a DJ villager who spins the sickest beats all day long, from creeper dubstep to zombie rock – you name it, we’ve got it!

Join our server and you’ll never have to listen to “C418 – Sweden” on loop ever again. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic jukebox in the land, you’ll unlock a secret underground dance party where even the Ender Dragon gets down!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the music take you to new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Pixel Love Connection

Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, Consistency, dating preferences, emotional connection, growth together, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal values, Physical attraction, PIXEL, relationships, shared interests, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring or two. Join now and swipe right on that special someone mining for your heart!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where contestants compete for the chance to win a romantic date with the most sought-after dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to steal their heart and fly off into the sunset together?

So why settle for a boring old single-player world when you can join our server and embark on a quest for love, diamonds, and maybe even a happily ever after? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player two – join us today!

FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8673	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.