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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Globalia

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Crops Grown:	2227

Globalia is a factions PvP geopol with a large map active players and many plugins such as slimefun.

globalia.apexmc.co

⮞⮞Rencorner.co⮜⮜ | 🌟Java & Bedrock Crossplay🌟 | Slimefun/RPG/Skyblock/Plot | [McMMO] [Slimefun] [Economy] [Jobs] [Quests] [Custom]

Active, Antigrief, bedrock, Casual, Crossplatform, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Familyfriendly, Fresh, Freshmap, Freshworld, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, Helpful, java, MCMMO, new, Notpay2win, Notpaytowin, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Rencorner, Rewards, Shop, Shopgui, SKY, Skyblock, Slimefun, smp, Social, Survival, Voting, Worldedit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7690
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

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Server Address🔌: mc.rencorner.coJava Edition Port 💻: 25565

Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮: 19132

Website: ⮞⮞ Rencorner.co ⮜⮜Discord: ⮞⮞ https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb ⮜⮜════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════

Server Features

✨New✨Brand new Survival RPG server opened 26th January 2024! We also have Slimefun, Plot and Skyblock servers hosted on our network!

⮞ Java & Bedrock Crossplay + Multi Version SupportAll PC, Mobile, Switch and Console Minecraft gamer’s can easily connect, play, chat and interact with one another on our server! Older Minecraft versions released in the last 3 years are also fully supported!

⮞ Small Friendly CommunityJoin our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!

⮞ Unique GameplayBlend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting!

⮞ Skyblock ServerHundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!

⮞ RPG Survival ServerEconomy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!

⮞ Slimefun Survival ServerSF4 + Foxy Machines + Infinity Expansion + SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!

⮞ Plot ServerTest out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

HippoCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to HippoCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers you an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of adventure, creativity and social interaction as you move around our platform. What makes HippoCraft unique is the ability to unlock all ranks through exciting quests, allowing you to constantly experience new challenges and rewards and continually improve your skills in the game.Our economic structure allows players to trade with each other and sell or purchase their resources in a thriving Hippo Mall. A sophisticated pipe system facilitates the efficient transport of materials, which is particularly advantageous in large construction projects. The Craftbook gives you expanded building options to let your creativity run wild and create impressive buildings.The brewery at HippoCraft is a haven for potion and beverage lovers. Experiment with different ingredients and create delicious mixed drinks that can give you an advantage in the game. By completing jobs, you can not only improve your skills, but also increase your wealth to explore even more possibilities in the game.RPG features provide an additional dimension to the game by allowing deeper storyline and interaction between players. Shape your gaming experience by evolving into different roles and writing a unique story in the world of HippoCraft.The exclusive head shop on our server offers a variety of unique heads and decorations to customize your gaming character. Pets accompany you on your adventures, while coolly designed armor stands stylishly present your character in the world of HippoCraft.Our engaged community and friendly staff will make you feel welcome from the start. HippoCraft is not just a server, but a living community waiting for you to explore. Join today and experience the fascination of HippoCraft – where adventure, friendship and creativity come together. We look forward to spending an unforgettable time with you in the world of blocks!

134.255.209.3:15200

KeiNett Gaming

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

KeiNet Gaming

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Short description: Keinett features a multiserver environment with many gamemodes to choose from. Come and swing by and see if you’ll like it here!

mc.keinett.us

SwiftSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Animals Bred:	84	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

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XGaming

Minecraft, Survival, Survivalgames

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchantments Applied:	248	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join us at play.xgaming.club for an unparalleled gaming experience!

Dynamic Gameplay – Endless Possibilities!NPC-Crafted QuestsTailored RewardsMultilingual InteractionPersonalized TradingMagic Spells in Any Language!

Refer code: /refer xgamingReady for a gaming revolution? Join play.xgaming.club and redefine your adventure!

play.xgaming.club

NuciCraft

Micronation, Private, Privateserver, Privatesmp, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Romania, Romanian, Survival, Survivalserver, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Star Shards Collected:	240	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

A private Romanian vanilla survival server with a small but friendly community!

Emphasis is on construction, role-play and fun; PvP being disabled.

The world is divided into micronations, such as Nucilandia and FBU (Brotherhood of United Blocks). Each player is a citizen of at least one of these countries, and has the opportunity to contribute to their development. Most players choose to live in cities, bringing their architectural dreams to life on a grand scale, but this is not the rule.

The server world was created a decade ago, and repeatedly updated to the latest versions of the game. The oldest builds on the server date back to 2012, when Minecraft was at version 1.1.

If you want to join this world, and be part of its history, here are the details: https://www.nucilandia.ro/nucicraft/info/

Access to this server is based on a whitelist. You can request to be added to our Discord server, which you can find in the link above.

mc.nucilandia.ro

Razorscraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	82
Villages Defended:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Owner: Razorgods Co-Owner: snod66

razor.servegame.com

Semi-Vanilla SMP

Anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4544
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

always hate stinky hub based pay to win servers that are botted on every minecraft server list and botted with fake players look no more with our EPIC SEMI-VANILLA (BASICALLY VANILLA BUT WITH BARLAY ANY PLUGINS AND JUST USING PAPERMC FOR LIKE 3 PLUGINS AND SO THE SERVER IS FASTER)

51.222.177.127:25578

🔥 FamilyMC 1.20 Network 🔥 Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, Vanilla Full 1.20 🔥

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Introducing FamilyMC!A classic 1.20 Survival Towny Minecraft server!

FamilyMC is a peaceful 1.20 economy based Survival Towny server, with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience. FamilyMC provides endless enjoyment and content for all players alike. What are you waiting for? Join us today.

──── Features ────• Custom Enchants • Keep Inventory• Build Competitions • PvP Tournaments• Scrolls • mcMMO• Jobs • Balanced Economy• Player Shops • Player Warps• Pets • Cosmetics• Secure Trading • Marriages• And so much more!

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.20 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag.

We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases!

We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.

Our Survival 1.20 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, jobs, mcMMO, custom enchants, towny, scrolls, and more!

Keep inventory is enabledYou can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop.Useful Commands:/start – for a tutorial/lands/warp ClaimTutorial/warp ShopTutorial/spawn/stem/tpa/tpahere/pwarp/msg/towny

Our Vanilla 1.20 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds!

Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need!

We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz!

Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz