ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Realmi VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Craft, Creative, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, FINNISH, Fun, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, role playing, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Towns Built:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Hypixel	Realmi
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Finnish Minecraft server
Wide variety of game modes	Unique game modes like Battle Royale and Bounty Hunter
Active community and events	Suomen parhaan SkyWars mode
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded at times	Limited international player base

Hypixel vs Realmi FAQ

Question	Hypixel	Realmi
What kind of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more.	Realmi offers unique game modes like Battle Royale and Bounty Hunter in addition to traditional survival.
Is there an active community?	Yes, Hypixel has a large and active player base with regular events and updates.	Realmi has a thriving Finnish community with events and tournaments.
Are there any international players?	Yes, Hypixel has a diverse international player base.	Realmi is a Finnish server, so the player base is primarily Finnish.
Which server has a better SkyWars mode?	Hypixel is known for its popular SkyWars mode.	Realmi boasts Suomen parhaan SkyWars, considered the best in Finland.

ExtremeCraft.net

Adventure, Community, Cracked, Creative, Creative mode, Developments, ExtremeCraft.net, Factions, Forums, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Other, Players, Possibilities, Prison, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, strategies, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
New Chunks Explored:	451435	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Experience the boundless adventures awaiting you at ExtremeCraft.net!

Embark on a journey through a plethora of exhilarating game modes, blending both timeless classics and innovative new experiences seamlessly.

Navigate to our website forums at www.extremecraft.net and immerse yourself in the vibrant community. Engage with fellow players, share strategies, and stay updated on the latest developments.

Dive into our extensive array of servers, each offering a unique gameplay experience tailored to suit every preference. Whether you seek the creative freedom of Creative mode, the intense rivalry of Factions, the cooperative spirit of Towny, the thrilling challenges of Prison, the imaginative wonders of Slimefun, the daring adventures of Skyblock and Skygrid, or the raw survival experience, ExtremeCraft.net has something special for everyone.

Join us today and unleash your gaming potential amidst a world of limitless possibilities!

play.extremecraft.net

The Fanciest Minecraft Server: Roleplaying & Whitelisted on version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Boats, Custom Mobs, Engineer, Fanciest, fletcher, Forge, Global community, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, mmo, Mysticism, resource pack, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Smith, strategy, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Woodcutter

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TFMC Realm
Features	Roleplay, Custom Resource Pack, Magic Spells, Player-Based Economy, Custom Mobs, Custom Boats, MMO Items
Website	discord.gg/tfmc
Latest War Video	Watch it here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is TFMC Realm?

TFMC Realm is a Minecraft server that offers the ultimate Roleplay experience with various professions and activities.

2. How can I join TFMC Realm?

You can join by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

3. What kind of professions can I choose in TFMC Realm?

You can choose from professions like Smith, Fletcher, Miner, Woodcutter, Agriculturist, Engineer, and Alchemist.

4. Is there a Player-Based Economy in TFMC Realm?

Yes, TFMC Realm features a Player-Based Economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.

5. Are there custom features in TFMC Realm?

Yes, TFMC Realm offers a Custom Resource Pack, over 60 Magic Spells, Custom Mobs, Custom Boats, and MMO Items for players to enjoy.

The Not-So-Superflat Misadventure: Now with Extra Chaos and No Rules in Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, bedrock, building, challenge, Chaos, Community, Creative, Destruction, Discord, discovery, Exploration, EXTRA, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, MISADVENTURE, mogswamp, Monuments, NotSoSuperflat, rules, Server, smp, Superflat, Survival, Unique, Version, Wasteland

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2232
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Overview	Created over 2 years ago on a default Superflat World, The Superflat Experiment offers Minecraft’s most unique challenge. Explore monuments built by players with limited resources and join a community of adventurers.
IP	Superflat.world
Version	1.20.4
Bedrock Port	25609
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/R6SZHDXC7N

FAQs

1. What is The Superflat Experiment?

The Superflat Experiment is a unique Minecraft server created on a default Superflat World where players face challenges, discover hidden monuments, and build their own creations.

2. How long has The Superflat Experiment been active?

The server has been active for over 2 years, allowing players to immerse themselves in this one-of-a-kind experience.

3. What can I expect to find on The Superflat Experiment?

Players can expect to find monuments built by other players, limited resources, and a sense of community as they embark on their Minecraft journey.

4. How can I start my adventure on The Superflat Experiment?

You can start your adventure by joining the server using the IP address provided and exploring the world to discover its wonders. A video guide created by Mogswamp can also help you get started.

5. Can I join The Superflat Experiment with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, you can join the server with Bedrock Edition by using the designated port 25609 for connectivity.

6. Is there a Discord server for The Superflat Experiment?

Yes, there is a Discord server where you can connect with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events. Join using the provided link.

The Sanctuary: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend they’re productive members of society. No dynmap allowed though.

Adults, Allowed, application, build team, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ELYTRA, Events, Fresh, hermitcraft, members, Minecraft, Nether Hub, Play, portal room, PRETEND, Productive, proximity chat, Sanctuary, Server, shopping district, smp, society, Staff, Theyre, world border, x-ray

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features	Details
Dynmap with Pins	15K x 15K World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	Players can stay online without getting kicked for being AFK
Active Discord	Community with a ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’
Server Build Team	Applications encouraged from everyone
Frequent Events	Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights, etc.
Beautiful Shopping District	Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
End Dimension Reset	For Elytra Finding
No Cheating Policy	Every Diamond Mined is checked for X-Ray
Experienced Staff	Active and friendly 5th season staff
Optional Proximity Chat	Enable proximity chat for immersive gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply with the link provided in the Discord where you can fill in a quick application.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic. Just be yourself and show us you’re interested!

Q: Are new players welcome, even if the server has been running for a month?

A: Yes! We’re excited to welcome new players to our community. You won’t feel out of place as we’re all in a new discord and world.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?

A: Absolutely! We have a strict policy against cheating, and every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

Emerald Pie Factory: Where Ovens Go BOOM! No Whitelist, No Resets, 24/7 Online, 1.19.2 SMP

1.19.2, Adventure, anarchy world, boom, building, COMMUNITY SERVER, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Earth, Emerald, FACTORY, market, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, no pay to win, ONLINE, Ovens, Pie, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival multiplayer, Whitelist, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Minecraft Server: ESF (Emerald Sky Factory)

Overview
ESF is a semi-vanilla skyblock server dedicated to the Create mod and addons. Featuring a two-world setup, players can focus on building complex contraptions in the sky or embark on adventures on the ground in an anarchy world. The server is open 24/7 with no pay-to-win elements.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is joining Discord mandatory?	Joining the Discord server is optional but highly recommended for assistance and community interaction.
Can I download the server map?	The map is open for download and players can also import .nbt structures to build automatically.
Are there any grind elements?	Players can sell produce to the server and purchase resources from the market, avoiding excessive grinding.
Is the server pay-to-win?	There are no pay-to-win elements on the server, ensuring a fair and balanced gameplay experience.
How can I start my journey on ESF?	Download the modpack from CurseForge and connect to the server to kickstart your adventure.

Hotdog Water: The Hardcore Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Adventure!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crops Grown:	7824	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla
Rules	PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed No cheating/hacking No being a wiener
Additional Info	Vote for world reset on Discord

FAQs

How do I vote for a world reset?

Join the Discord server and participate in the voting process. If enough players vote for a world reset, it will happen within five minutes.

Is there any form of teleportation on the server?

No, there is no random teleport or TP to bed feature on the server. Players must rely on traditional means of transportation.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there is no land claim feature on the server. Players are free to build and explore without restrictions.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.hotdogwater.dog

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit the website at https://hotdogwater.dog and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Is there a video showcasing the server?

Yes, you can watch a video about the server at https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Shocking Creepers! Join for some electrifying fun with SMP, Cross-Play, McMMO, and more on our server full of surprises!

Arenas, backups, bedrock, Bosses, channel, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Discord, Economy, electrifying, full, Fun, Homes, INFORMATION, java, Join, Land claiming, MCMMO, Player-owned, PROFESSIONAL, PvE, RPG, Safety, Server, Shocking.., smp, Surprises, Teleporting, Updates, Voting, Warps

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
QoL	Public Warps, Personal Homes, Teleporting to Friends, etc.
Lite RPG
Non-P2W store	NO gear sold, complete chat customization, portable music boxes, etc.
Voting Perks	Gain random rewards for supporting the server through /vote command.
Economy	Player-owned and operated with customizable payment options.
Cross-play	Play with friends on any platform.
Professionalism	Experienced staff to prevent server issues and maintain quality gameplay.
No Whitelisting	Join anytime without restrictions.
Safety	Land claiming, inventory restoration, backups, and more for build protection.
Discord	Join the community for updates and extra information.

Links:

Website

Discord

Server IP:

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ

What platforms can I play on?

You can play on any platform as we support cross-play.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, we do not sell gear or lock playable content behind a paywall.

Can I join anytime without whitelisting?

Yes, there are no whitelisting requirements so you can join anytime.

How is my progress and builds protected?

We have land claiming, inventory restoration, backups, and more to keep your builds safe.

OrbitMC: Where the villagers are shady, the creepers are clingy, and the cows moo-ve fast!

Active, Clingy, Community, Cows, CREEPERS, Experience, Fast, Fun, Growing, Join, Linktr, Linktree, minecraft server, MOOve, new, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, released, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shady, smp, Staff Team, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Overview of OrbitMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	1st Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Fun and positive

Join OrbitMC!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to start playing on the Minecraft Server.

– OrbitMC Staff Team

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to get involved and join the server. Make sure to get whitelisted once you join.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server, combining elements of vanilla gameplay with some additional features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	The staff team on OrbitMC is actively working to ensure the best experience for all players on the server.
Can I interact with other players on OrbitMC?	Yes, OrbitMC has a fun and positive community where players can interact and collaborate in the game.

The Witch Chest VS Hypixel

Adventure, busy, Chill, Community, Crafting, Diverse, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, Engaging, Entertaining, Exploration, Friendly, Fun activities, Immersive, Lively, MAGICAL, MCMMO, Memories, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Social, Survival, Survival Games, unique things, worldwide

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8808
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	7953
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Hypixel	The Witch Chest
Large player base	Chill community
Many different mini-games	Lots of fun activities
Well-established and reputable server	Unique things to keep players busy

### FAQ

**Q: Which server has a larger player base?** A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Witch Chest.

**Q: What type of community can I expect on each server?** A: Hypixel has a more competitive and fast-paced community, while The Witch Chest offers a chill and friendly community.

**Q: Are there a variety of mini-games available on both servers?** A: Yes, Hypixel offers many different mini-games, while The Witch Chest also has lots of fun activities to keep players entertained.

**Q: Which server is more established and reputable?** A: Hypixel is a well-established and reputable server in the Minecraft community, while The Witch Chest is newer.

weak excuses Minecraft Servers

Hypixel vs Realmi FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is TFMC Realm?

2. How can I join TFMC Realm?

3. What kind of professions can I choose in TFMC Realm?

4. Is there a Player-Based Economy in TFMC Realm?

5. Are there custom features in TFMC Realm?

FAQs

1. What is The Superflat Experiment?

2. How long has The Superflat Experiment been active?

3. What can I expect to find on The Superflat Experiment?

4. How can I start my adventure on The Superflat Experiment?

5. Can I join The Superflat Experiment with Bedrock Edition?

6. Is there a Discord server for The Superflat Experiment?

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Minecraft Server: ESF (Emerald Sky Factory)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

FAQs

How do I vote for a world reset?

Is there any form of teleportation on the server?

Can I claim land on the server?

What is the server IP?

Where can I find more information about the server?

Is there a video showcasing the server?

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Links:

Server IP:

FAQ

What platforms can I play on?

Is the server pay-to-win?

Can I join anytime without whitelisting?

How is my progress and builds protected?

Overview of OrbitMC Minecraft Server

Join OrbitMC!

FAQs