weak excuses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	New Chunks Explored:	242684
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Acercraft

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	387494
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Acercraft is a new server in beta that only has survival at the moment but the owners dont forget in the future add more minigames like bedwars skywars and more. If you want to live a good game experience you must be sing in acercraft.

acercraft.falixsrv.net:47410

HypingOp

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

HypingOp Network, open since 04/01/2023 has a base survivalOP 1.8 -Koths -PvP -Minas -tradeos -Rankups -Clans

More modalities coming soon! Come join HypingOp and be part of our family!

play.hypingop.com:25742

AmirMCs SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Play.AmirMCs.com

Lone Island

Economy, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5201	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	1

We’re a community based server running on bukkit/paper. Chestshops, economy, survival, and more! We have friendly staff and are still growing our count. Join our Discord server for a more immersive communication experience with our server!

51.222.17.231:25580

Vanilla Mine Craft Java

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Just a vanilla Mine Craft java server Join and Enjoy some Vanilla MC

Join and sip some coffee while enjoying the Vanilla game.

207.45.84.137

Eternally Nefarious

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Eternally Nefarious is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, work a job, become rich, relax, and hang out! Come and be one of the original people and be here since the beginning!

If you are looking for a server to simply play some survival on, make new friends, and have a wonderful time, we are a great choice for you! Our server has a friendly community, land-claim systems, jobs, ranks and more!

From 1.8 to 1.19.3, the ip is: eternally.mc.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/KZkGyBFcq5

Join this beautiful community now!

eternally.mc.gg

Experience Craft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	3493	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Player based SMP server created to survive, create awesome builds within claims, make new friends, and pvp in arena to steal loot from others.

This server was designed to originally to play with friends, but grew into what it is today!

xpc.mc.gg

SServer

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

minecraft server vinalla small community freindly fillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfiller

server.theublocked.de

Woag World

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3820	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Woag World is a Pizza Tower Style Minecraft server, all based around the Noise and him converting the server into his own chaotic rule. Join us and play with us, and interact with our community!

Our discord https://discord.com/invite/berrysfuncult

play.woagworld.net

Gamma Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	1030
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	43

Gamma Craft is a new skyblock server with new features being added daily, taking ideas from fellow players. feel free to drop by and say hi!

Gamma Craft is still in development, meaning some features do not work or do not work as intended. Things are also bound to change such as item shop prices and other featues.

gammacraft.serv.gs