weak excuses – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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HubbyHero Minecraft Server
angel, Challenges, Church, Communication, compliments, Expectations, flaws, Friends, high quality, HubbyHero, husband, Interpretation, Laughter, Marriage, Minecraft, perfect husband, relationships, Role Model, Server, Understanding, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who think you’re the perfect Minecraft player. No, seriously, they’ll be talking about how you’re the ultimate builder, the master of redstone, the king of survival – you name it, they’ll be singing your praises.
But don’t worry, we know you’re not actually perfect. We know you’ve accidentally blown up your own house with TNT, we know you’ve fallen into lava more times than you can count, and we know you’ve accidentally hit a villager one too many times.
So come join us on our server, where you can bask in the glory of being the “perfect” player, even if we all know the truth. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the players think you’re a Minecraft legend? It’s like being a celebrity, but in block form!

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SibSquad Banished: No More Fam Fests
banished, exclusion, fam, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Fests, Grandparents, half siblings, rejection, SibSquad, stepfamily
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is treated like family (except for that one annoying creeper)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, unlike those pesky half siblings in real life.
On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about being called a “failed abortion” by anyone. Plus, our virtual family gatherings are way more fun than awkward birthday parties with judgmental relatives. And if anyone tries to start drama, just block them like you would a griefer.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind. After all, who needs half siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with?

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SobCraft Minecraft Server
coping with loss, depression, desolation, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, mourning, Sadness, Server, SobCraft, sorrow, Tears, Tragedy
Have you ever seen a creeper explode right as you were about to finish building your epic castle? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that won’t happen because all creepers have been trained to only explode confetti and rainbows! Join us for a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy as you build and explore to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless fun on our server!

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TalentlessButImpressive
BIZARRE, Entertaining, eXtraordinary, hidden talent, Impressive.., odd, offbeat, party trick, quirky, Random, remarkable talent, special skill, strange, Surprising, TalentlessButImpressive, uncommon, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless talent, weird
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server and show off your useless talents that will leave other players in awe. Can you juggle virtual blocks while riding a virtual pig? Can you build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Then this is the server for you!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an entire army of chickens and rules over them with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken King in town.

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
conflict escalation, CraftyCommies, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, global tensions, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, Minecraft, new world war, North Korea, North Korea warns US, nuclear threats, pact with Putin, political tensions, potential conflict, putin, security risks, Server, Ukraine, US, world war
come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!

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EuroBypassCraft
aid, Borrell, Bypass.., controversy, Crisis, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, EuroBypassCraft, European Commission, european union, financial assistance, funding, Government, Hungary, international relations, Politics, Support, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!

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CraftyCatEaredHumans
Animals, Anthropomorphic, art, cat ears, character design, Concept Art, CraftyCatEaredHumans, Creative, Creatures, digital art, FANTASY, Feline, human ears, HUMANOID, Hybrid, illustration, imagination, surreal, Unique, WHIMSICAL
join our epic minecraft server where cats with human ears roam freely and rule over the land with their superior hearing abilities! experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of cat-people as you try to survive and build your own cat-ear empire. but beware, the cat-people have a secret weapon – laser eyes that can turn anything into a pile of fish bones in seconds! if you think you have what it takes to outsmart these feline overlords, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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RedSpot350Craft
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join our epic minecraft server and explore the mysteries of jupiter’s great red spot! who knew that this iconic storm could hold so many secrets? maybe it’s hiding a secret portal to another dimension, or maybe it’s just a really cool place to build your base. either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind this celestial phenomenon.
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around the edges of the great red spot. is he trying to harness its power for his own nefarious purposes? or is he just lost and looking for directions? join the server and find out for yourself!
but that’s not all – we also have custom mobs, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky adventure to jupiter’s great red spot, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

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The Odyssey
beautiful world, Community, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, odyssey, pioneer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival
Server new, new, new, if you want to come have fun and have a good time with people, look no further, be the pioneer of this beautiful world
Odyssea.minehost.pro

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SHIPMENT SURVIVAL
Anarchy, Builder’s Wands, Chaos, Explosives, Factions, Galacticraft, Guns, Hardcore, minecraft server, Missiles, Modded, Modded Chaos, Modpack, mutant beasts, nuclear warfare, nukes, Ores, PvP, SHIPMENT SURVIVAL, Siegewar, Survival, TOWN, Unique, Vehicles, War, WARFARE
ShipmentMC
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Join the discord for the modpack! We do not allow any joins from anyone outside the discord, so the staff team can easily spot and ban server laggers
An experience of pure anarchy and modded chaos, where the only rule is no lagging the server
– Nuclear Warfare
– Missiles
– Explosives
– Nukes
– Guns
– Galacticraft
– Vehicles
– Builder’s Wands
– 40+ Ores
– Mutant Beasts
– NO CLAIMING
– Hardcore
– Pure Anarchy
– Modded Chaos
For the true factions lovers.
shipmentmc.com

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