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Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Crops Grown:	1883	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

CraftyMaintenance

belongings, bifl, Buy it for life, care, CraftyMaintenance, Durability, Durable, Investment, Items, long-lasting, Longevity, maintenance, possessions, products, Quality, Upkeep

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3478

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

acceptance, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Gender norms, Grooming, hair removal, hairy, hairy men, hairy women, humans, Mammals, Natural, negative opinion, NoShaveNoProblemMC, self-confidence, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1963
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	1147
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3404	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2382
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

BoomerBlockParty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

BusCraft: SeatWars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!